Alright, I'm gonna start this section because we all know that in our wonderful lives, someone says something that just makes us laugh. These are either funny quotes or moreso ridiculous things that people aren't sure what they are talking about. (I find myself doing the latter alot). I've got one for now, I'll update as I find more.
--- "You know, it must suck being a dime. A nickel is twice your size, but worth half as much." Todd P.